Mother of all gaming chairs

Woosa Overlord xTc DeathStrike would like to inflict Halo ownage from this piece of functional art, aptly named "The Villain Chair". If anybody has loose change amounting to $6,800.01 just laying around and would like to donate to xTc DeathStrike so he can purchase the chair, please let him know. Otherwise he'll just have to keep playing from his partially assembled futon. If anybody knows how to read assembly directions in french or chinese, you might want to drop him a line. More info about the chair available on Uncrate.com